ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game
tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle
One time this girl messaged me and was like
“You are not kawaii”
She was so serious… She really thought it was an insult
like I was going to read that and my whole world would just come crashing down on me
- Text me Good Morning and Good Night every night.
- Talk to me a lot.
- Show me you give a shit.
- Know how to cheer me up when I’m sad.
- Don’t take 5 hours to reply.
- Don’t give me 1 worded texts.
math is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% fuck this i’m fucking done
tumblr FINALLY makes some changes i can get behind
in winter i evolve into swadloon
am i the only one who thinks this sounds accusing
you posted this
this is your fault
i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.
this is my favourite picture on the internet
I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade.
If Louis Tomlinson wasn’t in one direction he would hate one direction
one time one of my best friends who was a female (and i had a crush on her) passed me a note in math class and i got really nervous and didn’t open it until after class and it said “can i borrow a pencil” and she got a 0 on the classwork that day
hOW DID IT SAY CAN I BORROW A PENICL IF SHE DIDTN HAVE A PENCIL
its ironic how Psy’s name is pronounced ‘sigh’ because thats exactly what i do when i hear gangnam style for the 67th time that fucking day
still my favorite post
senior guys who go after freshman girls